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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

14.06.2025 01:30

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

So they tried

Catatonics & High Colonics

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Bicycling tied to reduced dementia risk and greater hippocampal volume retention - Medical Xpress

They put up a sign reading

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Another attempt resulted in ...

Can a cop pull you over walking home asking why you are out so late?

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

How was your JEE Advanced 2024 result?

Thumbs down again.

Next, they tried...

Hysterias & Posteriors

How Amazon’s Nuclear Deal Could Solve a Touchy Political Problem - Barron's

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Everyone loved it.

Minds and Behinds

Why do some people believe that Homelander would be no match for Superman or Thor?

Then came..

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Why did Mark Lane harass Helen Markham during an illegally recorded telephone conversation to misidentify Lee Harvey Oswald who she witnessed as the shooter of Tippit?

Just Forget it!

No way

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

What are some ways to cope with paranoid thoughts about being gangstalked or targeted individuals?

Analysis & Anal Cysts

So, the docs changed it to read

Still no good

What happened to your school bully?

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Freaks and Cheeks

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

What are some of the best photos of your favorite Korean model?

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Nuts and Butts

What are some effective strategies for getting more upvotes on Quora?

No go.

No, not a chance

share office space ...

If Jesus spoke against abortion and prioritized family values, how quickly would he be dismissed as a patriarchal figure by modern progressives?

Still no good.

Loons and Moons

Unacceptable again!

Why do flat-earth conspiracy theorists believe that photos from space, including those of satellites, are fake?