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14.06.2025 01:30

So they tried
Catatonics & High Colonics
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
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They put up a sign reading
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Another attempt resulted in ...
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Specializing in Odds & Ends.
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
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Thumbs down again.
Next, they tried...
Hysterias & Posteriors
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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Everyone loved it.
Minds and Behinds
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Then came..
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Just Forget it!
No way
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
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Analysis & Anal Cysts
So, the docs changed it to read
Still no good
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Freaks and Cheeks
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Nuts and Butts
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No go.
No, not a chance
share office space ...
Still no good.
Loons and Moons
Unacceptable again!